🤪 Totally Legit (Not Really) Policies

📞 How to Yell at Us

Email: abhinavpanwar199@gmail.com
(We check emails between Netflix episodes)

Phone: +91-8130630079
(Text preferred - we're millennials)

Location: New Delhi, India
(My mom's basement... just kidding! Or am I?)

🚢 Shipping Policy

We don't ship anything because we're not actually selling anything.

If you expected a package, you might be on the wrong website.

Pro Tip: Try Amazon - they're great at shipping actual things!

📜 Terms & Conditions

By clicking "Accept," you agree that:

• This is just for Razorpay verification
• You're not actually buying anything
• We can high-five virtually if you want
• These terms were written while eating pizza
• We take exactly 0% of this seriously

❌ Cancellation Policy

Since you're not really buying anything, cancelling is easy:

1. Close this tab
2. Poof! Transaction vanished
3. Like my motivation on Mondays

Refunds issued in the form of good vibes only.

🕵️ Privacy Policy

We promise not to:

• Sell your data (We don't even know how)
• Spam you (Unless you want cat memes)
• Judge your browsing history (No promises)
• Remember your birthday (We forget our own)

Actual Policy: We only collect what Razorpay needs and nothing more. Pinky promise!